two : checking inside your wardrobe for baddies and nasties when home alone, and never really considering what you would do if someone was there.
three : actually, checking inside your wardrobe for Narnia is perfectly acceptable too.
four : wasting away hours dreaming of what you would do in precise detail if you won the lottery jackpot.
five : and then feeling a little disappointed, when you don't.
six : going to bed before ten o'clock. Even on a Saturday.
seven : be scared of at home waxing kits. Or waxing full stop.
eight : to only eat at Pizza Express when you have a voucher. And no other times.
nine : to eat sandwiches. They will not kill you.
ten : ditto, pasta.
eleven : accepting that there will always be a part of you, that would rather eat a bar of chocolate, and have love handles, then starve yourself and be a size eight.
twelve : arranging a perfect shot for an Instagram, only for life outside the border to be an array of chaos and havoc.
thirteen : to reread Harry Potter for the twentieth time and wonder how different life might be if you had been accepted into Hogwarts.
fourteen : putting your pajamas on as soon as you get home. Even if they are your Christmas pajams, complete with polka dot Father Christmas' and reindeers.
fifteen : preferring to stay in on a Friday rather than going out. Friday night, is Gogglebox night.
sixteen : hating having to use up your moisturiser when you have a brand new, and shiny one just waiting to be used.
seventeen : going to the second layer of the chocolate box, even if the first layer is not finished. After all, who really likes the orange ones?
eighteen : to put off washing your hair for one more day. After all, isn't that what dry shampoo was invented for?
nineteen : to not really understand dry shampoo.
twenty : to watch back to back episodes of Don't Tell The Bride, Come Dine with Me, Four Weddings, Four in the Bed and Say Yes To The Dress.
twenty one : to miss the old school Smarties tubes, and the plastic lid with the letter on.
twenty two : to worry that your latest witty Facebook status might not get any likes. And being relieved when the first one comes in.
twenty three : to say no.
twenty four : to think the glug, glug, glug of a new bottle of wine is the bees knees.