2 || Apply liquid eyeliner. I just can't do it. No matter how many YouTube tutorials I have watched.
3 || Walk past a dog, without saying 'Dog, Dog, Dog' in the style of a three year old. Of course, I do walk past dogs when I am alone, in which case, I am sensible enough to know that this is something that I should only say in my head. Of course, poor Dan has been known to get text messages with just 'Dog' repeated over and over again.
4 || Make coffee. It's either turbo charged or dirty water. Better to stick with tea if you pop in for a visit. And I do make a blooming good cup of tea.
5 || Make weak tea. Apparently I make Northern tea, which in my mind, is how tea should be made. Orange, strong and without any sugar. That is a blooming good cup of tea, and if you think otherwise, well, the fault lies with you.
6 || Home waxing. Shudder.
7 || On that note, I can't pluck my own eyebrows either. Thank goodness for my recent discovery of brow bars. I know, I rather missed the memo on that one.
8 || Spell genuinely or jewellery. On the whole, I am fairly good at spelling (look at me, blowing my own trumpet here), but I am genuinely bad at spelling jewellery (sorry). A lot of spell check had to happen right there. Genuinely.
9 || Have one glass of wine.
10 || Ride a bike. Or even drive a car. Apparently, my favoured form of transportation is walking.